SURYA NAMASKAR


Free advice

Lady: Do you smoke?

Man: Yes

Lady: How many packs a day?

Man: 3 packs

Lady: How much per pack

Man: $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you smoke?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari then? 

PUNJABI SUBA

PUNJABI  SUBA ( Serious Problem) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a meeting of all the Sardars to decide how to achieve their GOAL of getting--- PUNJABI SUBA ?
 
They were planning for a free Punjab (PUNJABI SUBA ).
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oye... We will take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
 
 That was a tough one indeed.
Banta Singh had a brainwave...
 
"No problem! We will attack America, we will lose and it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically. Even we all will become direct citizens of USA. No more need for VISA & Green Card.
 All the Sardars became happy ? with this very simple solution but an old Sardar was not..
 
Someone asked him why he wasnt happy. ?
 
 The old Sardar replied,
  "THATS ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE WON AND TOOK OVER AMERICA ???"

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O Master, Tell me how to find Detachment, wisdom, and freedom! Child, If you wish to be free, Shun the poison of the senses. Seek the nectar of truth, Of love and forgiveness, Simplicity and happiness.
- Ashtavakra Gita 1:1-2
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No misers go to the world of the devas. Those who don't praise giving are fools. The enlightened express their approval for giving and so find ease in the world beyond.
- Dhammapada 13, translated by Thanissaro Bhikkhu
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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!


WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are
~ Endless.
In fact I am ~ Speechless

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